Stander 

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

Stander by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect 

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.

Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.

By Stander Effect by CBystander October 14, 2011

bag stander 

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

bag stander by maibock April 8, 2007

close-stander 

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

close-stander by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Hole Stander 

Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)

Look at the fucking hole standers doing nothing wile that guy is sweating his ass off!

Hole Stander by Baigeviking February 3, 2019

Standers 

Those who don't make it to the bench in time to get a seat. They end up standing behind all the other players and watch the game from there.

The standers were the last to go in because they had to wait until someone got up off the bench to take a seat.

Standers by The Batman from the 218 December 1, 2011

standering 

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

standering by violet1234 September 30, 2009