stumbledick 

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

stumbledick by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

Stambler Zone 

the aura or general area surrounding Robby Stambler

c'mon bitch be cool, your in the stambler zone...

Stambler Zone by Robert May 24, 2004

stampled 

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

stampled by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007

Shambledandy 

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.

DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.

Shambledandy by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

Spambled Eggs 

Cooking scrambled eggs with diced Spam mixed in.

I had Spambled eggs for breakfast this morning.

Spambled Eggs by Free My Willie January 20, 2007

stamble

To masturbate a donkey and ingest its semen.

"The young man had a good stamble after the rodeo."

stamble by Clint Roberts November 2, 2007

stamble

To masturbate to orgasm while looking at pictures or videos of celebrities.

"Eric had a stamble as he saw his favorite celebrity in the magazine."

stamble by Rich Villegas November 6, 2007