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Stalkerstache 

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.
Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."
Stalkerstache by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012
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Stalkspace 

This is what your myspace account becomes when someone uses it to check all the friends on your account or comments or pictures for evidence of cheating, your behaviour patterns, etc. Your myspace account becomes the area in which someone uses it to stalk your friends list or comments list. This usually occurs when women are checking mens pages or men are checking womens pages for something you are doing or someone you are seeing.
My account is now Stalkspace thanks to Stephanie and her phsyco behavior.
Stalkspace by Kimberyjump July 12, 2007