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Stalkerbook 

A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.
Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"
Stalkerbook by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009
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stalkerbook 

An alternative (and, often times, more accurate) name for Facebook.
"Hey, does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
"I don't know. Check Stalkerbook... I mean, Facebook."
stalkerbook by Lee-Anne May 18, 2006

stalkbook 

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.
I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.
stalkbook by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006

Stalkbooker

A person who stalks people on Facebook
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Stalkbooker by WRCphotog January 21, 2010

stalkerdoodle 

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.
That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!

Stalkbooking 

A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
Stalkbooking by Kayla-Eau May 19, 2008

Stalkerbio

When someone stalks you on Facebook. And when you actually meet them they start saying random things that they know about you; such as your birthday, exact height, school, after school activities, and address. If this happens, then you've been Stalkerbio'd.

P.S.
They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.
Suzy: Hi Dave.
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...
Stalkerbio by thelimb September 23, 2011