1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"