The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.
Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.

Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout

Bruh
by Holy Priest Babadoo October 20, 2019
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A game created by the band guns n roses. it involves getting really drunk then taking turns throwing ones self down a stair case.
this game is played by true guns n roses fans
Warning: the morning after is not pleasant
Rocker: lets get wasted and do a bit of stair diving
by fencingdude September 12, 2006
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Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.
Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter
by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010
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The clapping of a male's scrotum against his inner thigh when he runs down or maybe even up stairs.
When Tommy ran down stairs excitedly, he Stair Clapped and got sick from the impact.
by schaeferqwaefer November 22, 2009
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when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.
that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly.

A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.
Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.
by ceolyn September 23, 2019
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The most amazing and sexy beautiful person you will ever meet. beautiful dirty blonde/brown hair, amazing gorgeous eyes. All boys will encounter her and love her but only a lucky few will date her. She is a bad girl but pulls it off just right. She is funny, nice and the most AMAZING girl you will EVER meet. You want to be friends with a samantha stair. She has the most slim and beautiful body, and she is very nice. Samantha Stairs are very popular and witty and they can outsmart anyone in a second. She defeats mean girls like nothing ever happened and walk off talking to her friends. Everyone wants to be like her, but no one can pull it off. She is brave and fearless and has many personalities and loves the brightest blues and greens.she thinks good, positive thoughts, destroys anyone thats mean or gets in the way of her happiness by there weakness. You get weak around her. You will want to be perfect around her. You want to be a samantha stair.
guy 1: Who is that beautiful girl and who are all those boys trying to talk to her?
guy 2: Thats my crush and her fanboys, Samantha Stair
by Yaaasss slay homies February 28, 2017
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