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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.
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Stagnating air 

When the vibe/mood/aura of a room/place seems uneasy and out of the ordinary, the air is heavy and something feels wrong. It commonly foreshadows that something terrible is about to happen.

The term was heavily popularized in 2017 when the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) was released, and one of the characters (Yuri) uses it.
“Stagnating air is common foreshadowing that something terrible is about to happen” -Yuri 2017

Stargating 

Stargazing under the influence of an hallucinogenic drug.
That astronomer just took acid and now he thinks he's David Bowman stargating!
Stargating by SpacedCadet October 1, 2009

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Stagging 

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.
I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.
Stagging by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Sagaring 

To wear jeans and a black north face jacket as your uniform, similar to Steve Jobs jeans and a turtle neck. Someone that is Sagaring will also exhibit a fear of clowns and a strong desire to consume cupcakes.
At first I thought I was confronted by a hipster until I realized the cupcake frosting was obscuring a black North Face jacket and he was just Sagaring.
Sagaring by shinierball August 16, 2012

Swaggaling 

1) To pronounce the possession of amazing abilities that in reality, one does not have

2) To exaggerate ones abilities
Rob: "Yo bro, my penis is like 9 feet long, bro"

Mel: "Quit Swaggaling"
Swaggaling by turfburn29 July 27, 2009