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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swagging out 

1. the act of being cooler than everyone in a specific place

2. eating food in a specific place

3. dancing in a condescending fashion
I just swagged out at the skate park!
OR
B word I be swagging out!

Swaggalicous

A term used by Jets Linebacker, Bart Scott,to describe the amount of swagger the New York Jets willunder the Rex Ryan regime.
Wow the Jets are looking very swaggalicous this year.
Swaggalicous by cht123 April 18, 2009

Swangalang

The act of slapping the penis until it makes a 360 degree rotation. This can be done individually, through an immature prank, or by sexual request.
1. The man’s penis did a complete swangalang as he hit it out of boredom.

2. The football player swung his arm and swangalanged his fellow teammate while he wasn’t looking in the shower.

3. The man asked his wife to perform a swangalang while they were in the heat of passion.
Swangalang by Framulation April 4, 2019

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

swaggalonian 

Someone who is sure to possess skills to challenge the greatest in any field but is little known. The word was coined by ace radio personality Bem Max of Radio Akwa Ibom 90.5FM and NTA Channel 12, Uyo. He called out emcees in the South-South region of Nigeria to record a mixtape with the moniker South-South Swaggalonians. Shortly after the emcees started recording for the mixtape, he pronounced it a Movement. The word was coined out of the words "swagger" and "alone". It also means "I alone got swag".
A swaggalonian walked in and cleared our doubts. I am a swaggalonian. I prefer working with swaggalonians. I need a swaggalonian to work with.
swaggalonian by Teneromontero July 30, 2011