Staggerlicious 

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

Staggerlicious by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

staggalate 

to drag, waste too much f*ckin time..

Dont staggalate on gettin me my money or u fina get shot.

staggalate by Ravi C January 25, 2006

Stagger 

To drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at the same time

Davy's favorite song to listen to while staggering was Creedence Clearwater Revival's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine". He was always in a good mood after that.

Stagger by Millennial Hippie June 19, 2023

stoplight stagger 

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.

I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.

stoplight stagger by sixpence December 10, 2012

swaggart 

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart

Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.

swaggart by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

staggered

In cars, when the rear wheels are wider than the front wheels. Used to give the car a more aggressive look and better traction in rear-wheel-drive cars. Many high-performance cars come like this from the factory, but it can be done to any car as an aftermarket upgrade.

Yo, I just put staggered rims on my Mustang, it looks real mean.

staggered by StreetKnowledge April 3, 2011

stagger 

To move as if drunk or otherwise uncoordinated.

The guy staggered out of the bar.

stagger by Ian O April 7, 2008