stage poop 

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.

"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!

stage poop by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003

stage poop 

for a musician,leftover duct tape that sticks to your shoes and cables after a gig.

"There's stage poop on these cables from last night!"

stage poop by dearhearts September 25, 2003

basal state poop 

Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.

Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.

Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.

basal state poop by expialodocious November 6, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008