stachube Share definition Flag When your drunk frind is sleepin you shave off his pubes and put them on his face to make a moustache, hence a stachube. dude lets go stachube billy cause hes dead drunk and asleep! stachube by MasterQueef117 May 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the stachube mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch