(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.
Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.
by suspicious package February 5, 2007
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Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.
by Quizmaster 85 May 2, 2011
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A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.
After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."
by Citizen_14 January 6, 2007
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A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action
Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj
by sydneyfife January 20, 2016
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A Stabby Rong is when an interracial couple engage in a hand job under a table in a restaurant.
Hey dude, that lady over there is totally giving that guy a Stabby Rong under that table.
by taintlicker2000 January 23, 2014
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The style of dark, bass music that makes you feel like stabbing someone when you listen to it. (see stabby stab shuffle)
Ben I've got this new stabby step track i heard at the rave the other night that's gonna make you want to gut everyone you know!
by mbiz July 10, 2012
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THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE!!! STABBY MCPOKEY WILL EAT ALL OF THE PONKYZ IN THE WORLD
Z stabby mcpokey will do z eatingz of z ponkyz
by paTRASHa March 16, 2017
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