Pulling a St John 

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

Pulling a St John by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

Pulling a St. John 

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.

Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.

Pulling a St. John by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008

a st louis hello 

When two guys grab eachother by the cock.

Hey waffles nice to meet you a st louis hello

a st louis hello by JimmyBonez313 June 1, 2019

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard 

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

Pulling a St. Paul’s 

When one leaks from the eyes due to happiness. Possibly due to admiring a beautiful building

“You guys don’t get it all of our buildings were built in the 70s, they’re ugly as sh*t” said whilst crying this is pulling a St. Paul’s

Pulling a St. Paul’s by Pulling a st. Pauls November 16, 2022

Make a promise to St. Fu 

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...

Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.

Make a promise to St. Fu by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020

ST.A.R. 

1. STupid Ass Retard
2. An actual class that you can take in highschool & is called S.T.A.R. You have to pay a ridiculously large sum of money in order to be in it. You can only get in if you have a learning disability (ex: ADD, ADHD, Dyslexic, etc.). It's basicly a study hall except you get extra help in it & you get more time on tests/quizzes.

"You should be in ST.A.R... you know, a class for STupid Ass Retards."

ST.A.R. by Kay eMma C. March 19, 2008