To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.
Dave slept with an ugly girl, but gave her a Dirty St. Nick before he snuck out.
by Cajun King September 8, 2008
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When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
by Ed K75 October 17, 2008
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Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.
"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
by TreeWeezel October 1, 2011
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Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks

- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”

- all the work makes u wanna kms

- 7th grade pedophile teacher

- ^^gym coaches

- perky af principal that needs to stfu

- no escaping now🥵
St nicks elementary school
by My moms kitchen October 29, 2019
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A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end

Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
St nicks elementary school
by My moms kitchen October 29, 2019
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The big fat white jolly man known as St. Nick.
Another name for Santa is St. Nick.
by Fr33babyd December 7, 2015
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On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.
by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
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