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One of the smallest schools with one of the highest tuitions, and some of the richest students in the area. Extremly hot girls who are often seen in their SUVs and sports cars racing off campus to get trashed. It is located on the highest point in potomac, and has one of the best cross country teams in the area.. why? because we like to go to all the parties that get crashed and get in shape from running from the police. Student 1: hey is that a cop?
Student 2: I don't know... pass the vodka |
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An episcopal school located in Austin, Texas for grades 1-12. The school is known for its liberal stance on issues such as homosexuality. Also known for its kickass lacrosse team. Students are generally drawn from the monied elite in Westlake, and Terrytown. Student 1: <pops his collar> I'm going to St. Andrews Upper School to air all of my liberal views.
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This is a great institution with fantastic teachers where sexy ladies and a few upper classmen boys know how to have a good time. To these other definitions... I'm sorry you were either a huge loser at SAES or your application was simply rejected... sweet life. Mr. Kosasky's a fag.
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Location of the Old Course, one of the first golf courses ever created and still played today. The PGA is live from the Old Course at St. Andrews
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Where creativity goes to curl up in the fetal position and die. Student 1 : <Thinks> "Perhaps I should pop my collar. Everyone else appears to have popped their collar."
*pops collar* Students 2-6, collectively : "Good call on the popped collar, Student 1. Lets go get f***ed up." |
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A small private school, at the highest point of Potomac in Montgomery County MD. The tuition is extremely high, therefore the wealthy-encumbered students are seen only in: Polos, Vineyard Vines, Lacoste, and Brooks Bros. The girls are extremely hot sluts (with exception to the few dikes) who are good students, but then get trashed and fuck everyone on the weekend. The academics are highly rigorous, almost all students go to Ivy Leagues, and if you try playing us in golf.. you might as well run-away. You do you're AP US history homework?
Nah man Im got too trashed last night. St. Andrews |
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An evil, evil place, inhabited mostly by rich children with no souls, who learn how to form cliques and wear expensive clothing in preperation for their inherited life of wealth/transformation into their parents.
Terms to know: wigger, racist, assholes, WASP, JAP, douchebag, preppy Student 1: Did you see the OC last night?
Student 2: No, my mom called me a fat piece of shit and hit me after she caught me eating some yogurt, so I spent the rest of the night throwing up and crying. You know, same old same old. Student 1: It's okay, I taped it. No one will know you didn't watch! |
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