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Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

squimming 

A drinking game where a participant uses their buttocks to grab a quarter and walk with it as far as possible.

Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.

If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.

Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.

Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.

Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.

The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.

For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.

Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.
Once at a camping party a couple of people decided that they were going to participate in a friendly game of squimming.
squimming by Arctic Gnomes April 11, 2008

squirting orgasm 

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex
Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

squirting snapper 

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice
I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!
squirting snapper by j November 11, 2004

Squirting Penoch 

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax
Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

Hurting for a squirting 

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.
"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!
Hurting for a squirting by MrKent October 25, 2009