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squort
Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.
squort by hobopalooza September 29, 2008
Squirpily
the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.
Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.
Squirpily by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011
squarp
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.
Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.
squarp by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
Squorting
A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
squornshellous zeta
Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to squornshellous zeta to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
squornshellous zeta by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008
squornshellous system
Squornshellous System
Squornshellous System is a four-star system 27 light-years from earth.
Squornshellous Alpha The first planet in from the four-star system Squornshellous, it is very cold and inhabited by giant, burrowing mattresses that spit acid.
Squornshellous Beta Two planets in from Squornshellous Zeta, it is inhabited by square cushions whom enjoy being rubbed up against, especially with people's shoulders. Unlike Squornshellous Zeta, it has desert terrain rather than swamps.
Squornshellous Delta The second planet in between Squornshellous Zeta and Beta, it is inhabited by flying pillows--there is no solid ground but only infinite clouds.
Squornshellous Gamma Squornshellous Gamma is a quite, hot, bumpy little planet, with a thick, dense atmosphere. Probably the worst place to crash, because communication to other planets is impossible, due to the thick atmosphere, and the rain is solid. The 12' by 9' cushions have only a five-second memory--they'll ask you who you are first, then who they are next, and, needless to say, most people die of annoyance within an hour.
Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to the planet to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
Squornshellous System is a four-star system 27 light-years from earth.
Squornshellous Alpha The first planet in from the four-star system Squornshellous, it is very cold and inhabited by giant, burrowing mattresses that spit acid.
Squornshellous Beta Two planets in from Squornshellous Zeta, it is inhabited by square cushions whom enjoy being rubbed up against, especially with people's shoulders. Unlike Squornshellous Zeta, it has desert terrain rather than swamps.
Squornshellous Delta The second planet in between Squornshellous Zeta and Beta, it is inhabited by flying pillows--there is no solid ground but only infinite clouds.
Squornshellous Gamma Squornshellous Gamma is a quite, hot, bumpy little planet, with a thick, dense atmosphere. Probably the worst place to crash, because communication to other planets is impossible, due to the thick atmosphere, and the rain is solid. The 12' by 9' cushions have only a five-second memory--they'll ask you who you are first, then who they are next, and, needless to say, most people die of annoyance within an hour.
Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to the planet to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
squornshellous system by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008
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