squooping

Placing both feet on opposite sides of the toilet seat in a deep squating position and pooping.

"Ever since I started squooping, my bathroom time has been cut in half."
or
"After jiu jitsu practice, I accidentally opened the bathroom stall and caught Helio Gracie squooping... I have so much more respect for him now!!!"

by #FlyingSquoopers August 30, 2015

squoop

liquidy dump that squirts out of the anus at considerable velocity

My anus is still burning from that nasty squoop i took on your couch.

by Artikevor December 6, 2006