adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.
That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.
by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008
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The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.
Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.
by Ewussor March 10, 2015
An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....
Just get it and listen.....
by DRBJimmy July 12, 2003
A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.
I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.
by Blue Junglist December 18, 2004
Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"
by Rozax July 08, 2013
An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.
"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.
by leslieknope May 15, 2014
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
by 5iWa September 11, 2010
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