adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.
That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.
An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....
Just get it and listen.....
A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.
I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.
Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.
"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging
session. The act of firing out the man's splooge
from their vertical smile
using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.