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3.
adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.
That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.
by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008
 
1.
An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....
Just get it and listen.....
by DRBJimmy July 12, 2003
 
2.
A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.
I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.
by Blue Junglist December 18, 2004
 
4.
An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.
"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.
by leslieknope May 15, 2014
 
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Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"
by Rozax July 08, 2013
 
6.
A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.
"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"
by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 08, 2010
 
7.
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
by 5iWa September 11, 2010