Squishy Pants 

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

Squishy Pants by HarnMonster January 28, 2010

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants 

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants by Tommy R May 23, 2005

Squishy Pants 

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

Squishy Pants by Squisher December 14, 2008

Squishy Pants 

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person

Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants

Squishy Pants by C Jones December 26, 2008

Squishy Pants 

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

Squishy Pants by Squishier December 14, 2008

squishpant

A term describing somebody who shits their pants and then sits in it, therefore making a loud squishing sound.

Lol, yesterday Bob shat himself and then sat in it, he is such a squishpant.

squishpant by anonymous October 16, 2020