squirtpie 

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

squirtpie by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

Chocolate Squirties by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

Squirtains 

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

Squirtains by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

dirty squirties 

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

dirty squirties by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

Hershey Squirties by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022

Squirtis 

Someone who constantly feels very squirty

He's so squirtis today

Squirtis by Hoseph hughs May 1, 2014