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Chocolate Squirtgun 

The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.
-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!

Anal Squirtgun 

Ok so, you're having anal sex with someone(does not have to be female), you deliver your baby pudding into their ass, then as you pull out, your partner farts resulting in what resembles an anal squirtgun, only with cum..
"Last night I was nailing bert in the ass and as I pulled out that bitch gave me the anal squirtgun."
Anal Squirtgun by Jim-Bob 47 February 24, 2008

double barrel squirtgun 

A double squirtgun is when a man is having a 3-way with two girls, and the girls are laying next to each other and squirt at the same time.
Jon: I had a 3-way last night?
Bob: Was there a double barrel squirtgun?
Jon: You bet!

Milkshake squirtgun 

When you're titty banging a pregnant chick and she squirts you with milk while you cum on her face.
Gave my pregnant wife a milkshake squirtgun and we both ended up covered in white.

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?