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Squilliam 

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021

Squilvis 

1) Any small, furry animal. Particularly one of unknown species or peculiar temperament.

2) Commonly used in Duluth, Minnesota as a synonym for cat.
1) There is some kind of squilvis creeping around by the edge of the woods.

2) Hey, I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes. I have to feed my squilvis.
Squilvis by GoRoX November 25, 2011

Sleepy Sillies 

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things
During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.
Sleepy Sillies by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.
I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!
Squilliam Fancyson by jayslover January 4, 2009

Hangover sillies 

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.
Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.
Hangover sillies by Freckles17 August 24, 2011

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties