squildo

A squildo is a guy in an office setting who never learned how to use his inside voice, most likely dresses like a queen during the weekends, and wants everyone to know how great he is at life.

Jake is on a call right now and is acting like a total squildo.

by Rizzou19 September 11, 2013

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004