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When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob
We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.
by Paul L January 14, 2006
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a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.
by ? January 11, 2004
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noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.
My squidward is hard.
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."
Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.
by hr puffinstuff December 23, 2007
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girl with a really big nose
Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman December 10, 2007
18 96
noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!
by ___ the Man February 24, 2007
23 108
The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.
Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(
by Believe in Me April 24, 2004
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