squided 

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman

squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011

Squided 

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

Squided by KragothTBD June 7, 2014

Squidge Mark 

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

squidge 

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

squidge by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidget 

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).

haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!

squidgedoo by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009

Squidge 

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

Squidge by anodenzyme August 19, 2006