Top Definition
To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.
Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 May 28, 2011

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