A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.
Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.
by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005
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