squeex

1. A balding "speedrunner" who thinks he is good at Super Mario 64 even though is is about average

2. A verb meaning to mess something up right when you were about to get it right for the first time

1. Man that squeex guys hairline really has receded a long way in the last few years, must be due to wasting his time being bad at Mario

2. Dang, I almost beat my PB in 16 star but then I squeex'd it right at the end!

by Squeex Hatewatcher August 24, 2022

Squeex

The act of cumming like a failed Indian SM64 speed runner

“Hey LIL BRO, I’m gonna squeex before playing Mario.” - SIR PIGLET

by ShortPickle November 13, 2022

Squeex

A bald 48-year-old Indian Mario 64 "speed" runner

Squeex should "show hog"

by Squeex's wife's girlfriend August 25, 2022