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(verb.) to vent in a way that makes you feel like you are squeezing or forcing it out of you
It's hard to squeeve in general, but especially to anyone I don't trust.
squeeve by CapnKerfufflez December 10, 2021
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1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.
1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.
squeeve by kadatz April 30, 2010
Shagging, fucking, banging.
Vigorous mating between two people.
Dave: You seem happy
Bill: Yeah mate, just squeeved the fuck out of some girl
Squeeve by Cornslut September 29, 2023

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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