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Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)
Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!
squeans by Taj Mahaler July 1, 2011
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A type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. Very similar to Mexican Sweat, but there's no Mexicans involved, thankfully. Squeats is a simple one-hit pass rotation to keep everything moving fast. Unlike Mexican Sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.
When smoking marijuana, Daniel yelled out "squeats"! But everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(
squeats by TM7 June 25, 2012
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The plural of "squirrel".
Look at all those squean over there!
squean by Stein420 January 18, 2017

pig squeals 

A style of screaming used in metal music - generally comparable to a pig squealing. other similar forms of screaming include Raptor Shrieks and low pitched growls
The singer from Job For A Cowboy uses so many pig squeals!
pig squeals by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007

squeasel 

a small woodland mammal used in a Vietnamese dish. Made famous by Anthony Bourdain in "No Reservations." May also be referred to as "porcupine."
"What's that?"

"Uhhh... squeasel!"
squeasel by squeasel_eater August 26, 2007

squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.
squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008
Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.
That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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