squeans 

Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)

Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!

squeans by Taj Mahaler July 1, 2011

squeats

A type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. Very similar to Mexican Sweat, but there's no Mexicans involved, thankfully. Squeats is a simple one-hit pass rotation to keep everything moving fast. Unlike Mexican Sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.

When smoking marijuana, Daniel yelled out "squeats"! But everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(

squeats by TM7 June 25, 2012

squean 

The plural of "squirrel".

Look at all those squean over there!

squean by Stein420 January 18, 2017

pig squeals 

A style of screaming used in metal music - generally comparable to a pig squealing. other similar forms of screaming include Raptor Shrieks and low pitched growls

The singer from Job For A Cowboy uses so many pig squeals!

pig squeals by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007

squeasel 

a small woodland mammal used in a Vietnamese dish. Made famous by Anthony Bourdain in "No Reservations." May also be referred to as "porcupine."

"What's that?"

"Uhhh... squeasel!"

squeasel by squeasel_eater August 26, 2007

squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

squeams 

Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.

That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.

squeams by Cyprus Denton Fekks July 9, 2012