Top Definition
Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)
Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!
by Taj Mahaler June 30, 2011
A hard to master photo pose, that's a cross between an 'awkward-lean' and a 'squat'.

The more awkward and distorted the body is in the end photo, the better the squean.
"Did you see the amazing squean on the photo Laura uploaded?"
by squeanmaster July 16, 2012
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