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squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.
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1.(n.)An unseen energy or force said to be the basis of all music creativity. From pre-macedonian lore related to those that are deeply driven by musical ambition.
It must be the squank that drives those musicians to play with so much heart and passion.
squank by MarkFive September 5, 2006

squankum 

Native american term for "place where evil dwells".
Algonquin and Lenne Lenape tribes.
squankum by pkdickisnotdead April 28, 2010
Matthew grabs a box of twinkies, he reaches his hand in the box and grabs a golden cake. Between his fingers he squeezes it softly with the gentleness with which you caress a woman’s buttocks , and he says “these bois be squank”
Squank by FPCMAZCJT September 9, 2023
Squanky is when you draw a line with a ruler and it's wiggle and wanky.
''Oh shoot! This line is squanky!"
squanky by coolpig November 28, 2019

squankus 

Misshapen, ill-formed
Dang, Mary's baby is fugly! His head came out all squankus. Did they use pliers to pull him out?
squankus by lawaneza January 9, 2013