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Squampter 

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
Squampter by Kaboomers April 14, 2021
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squamptious

This is that "ugh" word that will fill in for anything when you don't have a word for it.
"you're so squamptious."

"Get out of my room, you're being so squamptious."

"Your car is squamptious."

"Look how squamptious that Apple is."

"That sweater is so squamptious."
squamptious by Yeselizabeth23 October 2, 2021

Squampton 

Also known as Squamish. Squampton is a small red neck town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The name implies that the factory town is somewhat similar to Compton, LA. This is partly true seeing as the honkies that live there are familiar with drive-bys. Not to be confused with the Squampton in Washington state.
Yo man I went to Whistler this weekend but stopped at the McDonalds in Squampton. My car almost got stolen by some redneck factory workers.
Squampton by Squamptoner October 5, 2007

Squampton 

A small town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The town is also known as Squamish and is inhabited by rednecks who work in the local factory.
You can test the pulp in the burgers at the local McDonalds; which is the towns main building. Squampton also has lots of drive-bys.
Squampton by Squam Town October 11, 2007

Squampton 

A small logging town 40 minutes north of Vancouver,BC, that is comprised with thousands of wealthy adults from all over Canada. These adults that have invaded the town have their extremely weatlhy parents put down massive payments on their kids first and second homes that average 800,000 dollars.

There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.
" hey,brah! I just bought a new 90 thousand dollar f350 to haul my two sleds around with that I only use once a year... isn't that so Compton? Squampton , yo! "

" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"

" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "

" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"

"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "
Squampton by Unicorn squamish August 12, 2019

squampster 

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
The Dugly Squampster house
squampster by The Captain May 13, 2005