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Squaffling 

During Sex a peice of cooked deli meat is tied to a piece of twine and penetrated inside the partners hole / holes, then pulled out when the person reaches climax.
Squaffling
Squaffling by Arnold Von-Scnitz January 6, 2010

shuffleing the deck 

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
shuffleing the deck by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

squatling 

A squatling is a person who is very active and smart she loves school and shopping and her real name is kitty and she lives cat's😻
Squatling is amazing
squatling by Squatling7 February 13, 2018

Squaffing 

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)
richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!
Squaffing by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

squalling 

verb
1) To act in a manner similar to squall leonhart.
2) To angst, hide away from everyone else, and listen to Linkin Park and/or Evanescence.
"Dude, I wish he would quit squalling and pick up his phone."
squalling by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008

shuffleing the deck 

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man