A silly small annoying animal who lurks on tops of high up places waiting to attack vicious awesome but unexpecting bears. A sqrill is not quite a squirrel but has similar characteristics such as their love for large nuts and acorn flavored pizza. They are never violent animals and dont know how to operate the 240B medium machine gun. Sqrills favorite activities include sleeping, food, magic jacks, and senator John Mcain. Sqrills are a very rare animal to find, in fact there is only one known to be in existance today. He is a native of Connecticut and plans to attend Western Connecticut State University when he returns home from his extended 7000 thousand dollar european vacation.
by the racist bear family October 04, 2009