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myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020
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German word meaning, drinking to get drunk. Getting drunk. The adjective form of this word is "besoffen."
Wir saufen heut' Abend ja richtig gut.
Du bist gestern Abend total besoffen, 's war sau-lustig, ohne witz.
saufen by die Wahrheit January 5, 2008
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the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.
The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better
the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

Sneezle Snauff 

There is no exact definition for this word. You have to be in the right moment and the right time to be able to use this word of unknown. Also a part of an animal known as, Hippatatamous. What is Sneeze Snauff only Sneeze Snauff will know. Chuck Norris doesn't even know this word.
No known examples, a mystery for the unknown, sneezle snauff
Holy sneeze Snauff
A last name derived from the word "stauf" which meant "cup" and is German.
My last name is Stauffer.
Stauffer by Scott Stauffer October 31, 2007
A person with awesome traits. Handsome/pretty, funny, exhilirating, extraordinary, rare. He/she might be the best person you might ever meet. Keep them dearly. Do not forget that they can make you regret for making them angry / feel challenged. These kind of people are too smart to overcome and too charming/beautiful to withstand.
Saufi memang awesome
saufi by copi171 December 27, 2016
A group of the top notch gangsters that never back down and got each others back no mater what
Sqaud by Sqaud February 18, 2015