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tijuana spyglass

The act of placing an empty corona bottle into the anus of another. The bottle should be inserted bottom first. Once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the anus. It is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.
Hey I'm gonna give you a tijuana spyglass I am going to take this bottle and shove it up your ass.

Me: Why?

So I can check out that hot colon.
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Arabian Spyglass 

When you wrap saran wrap around their face, covering their eyes, but so that they can still breathe, and then take a runny shit on their face, like they are looking into a poo-filled aquarium.
Highly enjoyable for both parties
Dude 1: "Hey man, I heard that you pulled off the Arabian Spyglass on Sara last night."

Dude 2: "Hell yeah, she described it as life-changing afterwards."
Arabian Spyglass by invisible 1 October 17, 2006

peruvian spyglass 

When you insert a hamster into your partners anus and then screw them until they bleed
peruvian spyglass by Dr. Apolis January 17, 2017

Russian Spyglass 

Tha act of cumming in a circle around a woman's eye thus it looks like a spectical. Most commonly used during the cold war. When those Russian fucks were bombing THE US OF A!!!
My man Nikita gave the russian spyglass
When an acquaintance is really in your business to learn only gossip and not actually be there for you. They are not only spying but also are transparent, and it ends in -ass, which is always a plus
Sadie DM'd me about me deleting all my pics on my feed with Josh, asking if we broke up. I was like, "Stop being a spyglass!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026