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A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.
next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad
spunkwad by lucothefish August 10, 2006
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spunkadonia 

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.
Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.
spunkadonia by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

spunkwank 

to beat one's ass; a form of hostility
John is about to be spunkwanked for talking shit.
spunkwank by Matt S. July 20, 2004

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.
The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

spunkadelick 

having a spunkyoutgoingpersonality. life of the party/attention grabber
last nite at the party this girl was very spunkadelick and got everyones attention
spunkadelick by kaelah c February 18, 2009

spunkwall 

A wall in jail that inmates release their sexual fustrations on.
billy meathelmet- hey sickbird would you like to go j me off on the spunkwall?

sickbird- hell yes
spunkwall by billy meathelmetss December 7, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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