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A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.
next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad
spunkwad by lucothefish August 10, 2006
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spunkadonia 

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.
Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.
spunkadonia by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

spunkwank 

to beat one's ass; a form of hostility
John is about to be spunkwanked for talking shit.
spunkwank by Matt S. July 20, 2004

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.
The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

spunkadelick 

having a spunkyoutgoingpersonality. life of the party/attention grabber
last nite at the party this girl was very spunkadelick and got everyones attention
spunkadelick by kaelah c February 18, 2009

spunkwall 

A wall in jail that inmates release their sexual fustrations on.
billy meathelmet- hey sickbird would you like to go j me off on the spunkwall?

sickbird- hell yes
spunkwall by billy meathelmetss December 7, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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