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spunksponge
spunksponge by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007
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spunion
Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...
The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."
After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...
After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...
Spanktimonious
spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"
Spanktimonious by torbach September 2, 2010
spunkadonia
A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.
spunkadonia by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009
Spunkbongin
Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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