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1.
Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.
I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack off at the tame time I took a dump. I took a spunkloaf!
by Chilidog November 16, 2007
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2.
The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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