spunk shui 

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009

spunk shui 

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

spunk shui by acefan February 27, 2009

spankshui 

The art of carefully positioning your office furniture and importantly your computer monitor, so that your back is never to the door, thus allowing people to accidentally walk in on you, mid spank.

Dude, I totally spankshui'ed my office so the old lady can't walk in on me spanking one out to Yasmine Bleeth again.

spankshui by The Black Knight IX January 18, 2011