spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006

spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa

"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'

by Jermajesty_Schrute December 17, 2011

spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

spumping

humping while in the spooning position

I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.

by Lindsey and Lauren October 2, 2007

spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.

I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.

by Mimi Lintvedt July 6, 2005

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Spump

Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.

Boy, that guy sure is a spump!

by SillyGustavo June 29, 2021