Spuncophile 

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).

Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.

Spuncophile by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022

Scumcock 

(skhum-kok) A "Scumcock" is an noun that refers to a person whom is offensive or dispicable. Scumcocks can be identified by their foul-mouths, poor hygiene, disrespect for society and a general vibe of disgusting. Scumcocks are normally unaware of their repulsiveness and because of that, are very irritating. A scumcock is not to be trusted, hired, or left alone with children.

Did you see that guy in the jean jacket with a mullet blow his nose into his hands? What a fucking Scumcock!

Some Scumcock stole my car stereo!

You're a greasy Scumcock!

Scumcock by Juicy.Jimbo.420 October 27, 2010

Dino Spumoni

The swing singing, Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin clone from the television show Hey Arnold!

Dino's many exploits include faking his own death for record sales, punching cameramen, and pissing off his writer.

Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
That stupid thing you always wear;
I'll smash a vase, the radio,
Those little teacups from Limoge;
Your wacky paintings on the walls;
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all;

Dino Spumoni - Smashed

Dino Spumoni by MLVMosley November 21, 2009

dino spumoni

Dino Spumoni is a fictional character on the cartoon series Hey Arnold. Spumoni is hit a singer in the show, based on real world singer Dean Martin

dino spumoni's lyrics include
"you broke my heart in peices on the floor
now its time to break some things of yours.."

dino spumoni by um kristen September 17, 2008

spamcock 

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.

"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"

spamcock by Shitbox April 28, 2006

SpumCum 

Someone who likes to lick the last bit of cum in your pee pee hole

Taylor likes to lick Landon’s juicy spumcum

SpumCum by cadenmccauley May 19, 2018

Spumoni 

An ice cream containing mint, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Also contains some orgasm-inducing pastachios.

This spumoni is soooo good.

Spumoni by Kevfederer July 5, 2008