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connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!
"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.
connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Jerry Springer 

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .
Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.
I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.
Springerized by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

jerry springer 

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"
jerry springer shit by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry Springer Show 

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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