spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

spread em

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)

She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.

by Alexius November 8, 2003

spread em

when you want a girl to spread them

guy: oy
girl: what
guy spread em

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Spread Em.

1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.

Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.

by Tylertops July 6, 2016

oi mate spread em

Used to say spread you legs to ladies on club penguin

You: oi mate spread em bitch
Girl: ok mate

by Oi mate spread em January 11, 2018

spread 'em dead

necrophilia, to have sex with a dead person.

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy

Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021