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A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair. Also, a meal provided by employer. Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"
Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!" |
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the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors. Bitch, spread for me.
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"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY! "Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?" "Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread" |
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When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts. "Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
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The land which belongs to someone. They had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of "town" and a large gun collection. They were afraid of the government.
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A sauce similar to Thousand Island dressing used at In n Out to flavor burgers and fries. Employee: Guest # 306 please!
You: Can I get some spread? Employee: How many? You: 2 please |
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mixing top ramen noodles, mayonaise, chips and usually any other kind of junk and mixing it all together and eating it. Check it out, yo! I put hot cheetos in my spread and it turned pink!
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to go out a lot and spend a lot of money for drinks (usually cash). - Hey man, keen for some drinks tonight?
- Yeah dude, let's spread! |
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