iPhone spraytan 

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.

Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.

iPhone spraytan by snoozysooz January 11, 2012

Spraytan 

Prison slang for getting rammed by a flamboyant Latino

The new inmate Alex was spraytanned by Armando

Spraytan by Leftnut July 5, 2016

sprontaneous 

adjective. particularly fancy in manner, typically used in the context of spring and sometimes confused with autumn roasts. if used in the context of beer, its usually a sour ale with Mirepoix, Woodear Mushroom, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme, Black Peppercorn, and Yellow Miso

Its 57 degrees outside in April, let's sprontaneously go get an Autumnal Roast.

sprontaneous by Asana Beer February 12, 2019

medieval spraytan 

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

medieval spraytan by Yellos April 9, 2018