Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

jack sprat 

A guy who likes fat girls.

The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".

jack sprat by M. Jenny August 15, 2006

sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.

Ugh what sprots are happening today?

sprots by whoneedspants June 13, 2013

Splats McGhee

The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.

Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!

Splats McGhee by Bored tribal employees! May 18, 2011

Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

Labatt Splats by THC420 January 6, 2009

Spratley 

Adjective, slang:

Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.

''Dude, you're so spratley!'

''Man, that's spratley that is!''

''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''

Spratley by qwerty2228333 October 21, 2012

strats 

Strats is an Abbreviation of the word strategies. It is commonly used in reference to RTS's. This word is used by Pro Gamers and want-a-bees.

You haven't got the strats to beat me.

strats by Luke Carroll March 22, 2005