monoma's spouse

their name is kai

"wow they kinda remind me of kai"
"kai?? monoma's spouse??"
"yeah, them"

by nejiresgf June 8, 2021

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 19, 2017

anti-spouse

Used to describe heterosexual couples who choose not to marry based upon their own personal beliefs that there is no need to muck up a good friendship with a marital contract, and choose to live as though married (ie: together and monogamous) but are not recognized as common law.

Bob is Laura's anti-spouse. They live together, run a household together, and own pets together.

by Truck1981 July 25, 2011

yoga-spouse

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.

Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.

by greenstreets March 17, 2020

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

Trading Spouses

WIFE SWAP is the show in which each mom switches families for 2 weeks. The first week she must abide by that family's rules, and then they next week she switches to her own rules.

TRADING SPOUSES takes place during ONE WEEK ONLY with the theme being, "Is the grass greener on the other side." Each mom then decides how she thinks how the other family should spend $50 grand they are given.

Trading spouses is the definition of horrible reality television.

by TradingSpousescastmember March 6, 2009

military spouse

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.

Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!

by Widgets November 25, 2013