spounk 

One who is considered by many to be a hip fellow. He is a total pimp, and is a spounk if and only if he is also humble about having attained 'pimp' status.

Man, that guy is a total spounk! He's always rollin' in dames, and on the weekends, he volunteers at the animal shelter!

spounk by sam reeves May 17, 2006

Spoonkid 

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

Spoinkers 

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Spoinkers 

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink

We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!

Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016

spunk shui 

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009